boypussydilf:

its really funny that like. adventure time often is a profound and meaningful and affecting show but like- all the most popular quotes that get passed around as these beautiful things tend to be, like, bullshit when actually in context. Especially if Jake said it. saw a post the other day that said like “jake will give the most life changing advice but its just to cover for his own personality flaws”. “sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something” is immediately followed by finn and jake performing plastic surgery with no training. his spiel about how rules and laws are made to benefit and protect the people who are already on top and keep everyone else down is just him trying to justify not paying rent to his son or something. marceline says “i don’t think there are bad people just that sometimes good people make mistakes and that’s not bad” and that’s great but the context is that she and LSP just assaulted multiple people for no reason, stole from a woman and then ran her over with her own car and locked her in the trunk

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chongoblog:

Twitter posts are nice and can get you a lot of attention real quick, but if your Tumblr posts takes off, then guess that shit is ingrained in the cultural hivemind forever. You can get 9 million retweets and everyone will give it a quick laugh, but I’ll be 74 years old and I’ll still be thinking about “Randy Your Sticks”

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sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

expiredcheese:

computationalcalculator:

llsilvertail:

yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

the real reason tiktok generated so much misinformation on mental health is because of the amount of teenagers on there who reached the “woah i’m so sick and twisted…no one will ever understand” stage of being a teenager. except instead of becoming emo they’re sharing bad takes online. SAD

jokes aside I do think a lot of ‘cringe’ content online discourages kids from just acting like kids…I thought I was sooo cool for sitting like L from death note in class at school when I was 13 and you know what Who Cares. let kids do weird shit without making fun of them or claiming it’s a mental illness symptom‼️‼️‼️

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

poetry-protest-pornography:

take what you need and please pass it on

a nice, deep breath

a warm hug

strength

encouragement (keep going, I believe in you)

forgiveness

acceptance (you are loved)

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